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Jako ka\u017ed\u00fd den je u\u017e 6:20, ale mn\u011b p\u0159ipad\u00e1, podle stavu, ve kter\u00e9m se nach\u00e1z\u00edm, \u017ee jsou teprve...","datePublished":"2023-04-27","dateModified":"2023-04-27","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.kreans.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"kreans.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.kreans.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/da76ffe9456a057fb26f92cd8eb3d2effca853864e9ae2a35290bd1e10b1f7d4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/da76ffe9456a057fb26f92cd8eb3d2effca853864e9ae2a35290bd1e10b1f7d4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"kreans.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"url":"https:\/\/www.kreans.cz\/ranni-vstavani-hotove-peklo\/","about":["D\u011bti"],"wordCount":584,"articleBody":"Zvon\u00ed bud\u00edk. Jako ka\u017ed\u00fd den je u\u017e 6:20, ale mn\u011b p\u0159ipad\u00e1, podle stavu, ve kter\u00e9m se nach\u00e1z\u00edm, \u017ee jsou teprve dv\u011b r\u00e1no. Dvakr\u00e1t posunu zvon\u011bn\u00ed, ale v\u00a06:40 u\u017e opravdu mus\u00edm. M\u00e1m toti\u017e t\u0159i, \u0161kolou povinn\u00e9 d\u011bti, kter\u00e9 jsou na tom s\u00a0rann\u00edm vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b jako j\u00e1. Nejprve probud\u00edm star\u0161\u00edho syna. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee r\u00e1na zvl\u00e1d\u00e1 nejl\u00e9pe z\u00a0n\u00e1s. Vypot\u00e1c\u00ed se a mak\u00e1 na sob\u011b. Zat\u00edmco si \u010dist\u00edm zuby, postav\u00edm vodu na \u010daj a chyst\u00e1m sn\u00eddani. Sva\u010dinky jsem na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed stihla u\u017e v\u010dera. Puber\u0165\u00e1k u\u017e sn\u00edd\u00e1, za chv\u00edli jede busem do m\u011bsta, man\u017eel prov\u00e1d\u00ed hygienu a j\u00e1 jdu budit prv\u0148\u00e1\u010dky.\u00a0\u00a0Maj\u00ed t\u011b\u017ekou a hlubokou p\u016flnoc. Jeliko\u017e na mluven\u00e9 slovo nereaguj\u00ed, zap\u00edn\u00e1m hudbu a svl\u00e9k\u00e1m jim py\u017eamka, p\u0159inesu oble\u010den\u00ed a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m ho soukat na sp\u00edc\u00ed t\u011bla. Pono\u017eky, tren\u00fdrky, kalhoty, tri\u010dko a nakonec i mikinu. Sp\u00ed d\u00e1l s\u00a0dekou na hlav\u011b. Dokon\u010d\u00edm myt\u00ed, nah\u00e1z\u00edm na sebe oble\u010den\u00ed, dochyst\u00e1m lahvi\u010dky s\u00a0pit\u00edm a sn\u00eddani a jdu na n\u011b znova. Tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e trochu zhurta. Kluci protestuj\u00ed a pak se neochotn\u011b vymotaj\u00ed z\u00a0pe\u0159in. Jdou \u010durat, nejl\u00e9pe spole\u010dn\u011b, abych pak mohla je\u0161t\u011b vyt\u00edrat WC. Na sn\u00eddani se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, jako bych jim naserv\u00edrovala s\u00a0odpu\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm \u201esuch\u00e9 z\u00a0nosu nebo mrtvou my\u0161.\u201c Ztr\u00e1c\u00edm nervy a p\u0159ipraven\u00fd man\u017eel, je po p\u011btiminutov\u00e9m dohadov\u00e1n\u00ed o nutnosti sn\u00eddan\u011b, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 krmit jako miminka. Jednou se tomu sm\u011bj\u00ed, podruh\u00e9 jsou ura\u017een\u00ed a ut\u00edkaj\u00ed od stolu. Zrovna dneska jim rohl\u00edk s\u00a0marmel\u00e1dou v\u016fbec nechutn\u00e1. D\u00e1v\u00e1m sva\u010diny do aktovek, chyst\u00e1m zubn\u00ed kart\u00e1\u010dky bundy a boty. Je skoro p\u016fl osm\u00e9 a jsem unaven\u00e1 jako ve \u010dty\u0159i odpoledne. Kluci kone\u010dn\u011b do\u017ev\u00fdkali, o\u010distili si zuby a obouvaj\u00ed si boty. Nachystan\u00ed u dve\u0159\u00ed vystartuj\u00ed ven. \u201ePoj\u010f sem, vra\u0165 se, nechyb\u00ed ti n\u00e1hodou n\u011bco?\u201c \u00a0\u201eAha aktovka\u201c, \u010dlov\u011bk fakt aby pamatoval na v\u0161echno.Venkuzji\u0161\u0165ujeme, \u017ee jsme je\u0161t\u011b zapomn\u011bli kl\u00ed\u010de od \u0161atny a vrac\u00edme se zp\u011bt. Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme doma, chce se jim kakat. Tak m\u00e1me na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch deset minut vystar\u00e1no. Hotovo. Cht\u011bj\u00ed j\u00edt do \u0161koly sami, jsou p\u0159ece u\u017e velc\u00ed.Pl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme se za nimi s\u00a0man\u017eelem jako indi\u00e1ni a sledujeme, jestli se rozhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00ed na p\u0159echodu pro chodce. Dob\u0159e to dopadlo. Na to, \u017ee bydl\u00edme sto metr\u016f od \u0161koly, p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edme t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nejpozd\u011bji ze v\u0161ech. Lou\u010d\u00edme se a my dosp\u011bl\u00ed, kdybychom nemuseli do pr\u00e1ce, vr\u00e1tili bychom se zp\u00e1tky do pe\u0159in. A to nemluv\u00edm o tom, \u017ee bychom m\u011bli b\u00fdt v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci spr\u00e1vn\u011b na sedm. Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee m\u00e1m tolerantn\u00edho \u0161\u00e9fa. \u00a0No nic, budu to zkou\u0161et zase p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed den, t\u0159eba se n\u011bkdy dostav\u00ed k\u00fd\u017een\u00fd v\u00fdsledek. J\u00e1 se stanu rann\u00edm \u010dil\u00fdm pr\u00e1\u010detem, v\u0161e p\u016fjde jak po m\u00e1sle a budeme schopni se z\u00a0domu vypravit b\u011bhem dvaceti minut. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 p\u0159edstava!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.5\/5 - (8 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Rann\u00ed vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u2013 hotov\u00e9 peklo","item":"https:\/\/www.kreans.cz\/ranni-vstavani-hotove-peklo\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]